Posts tagged: reptiles
Neil Patrick Harris | Vanity Fair May 2014 Issue
motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
Otto Marseus van Schrieck, A Forest Floor Still-Life with Various Fungi, Thistles, an Aspic Viper, a Sand Lizard, a Tree Frog and Two Moths 1660
I love lose up shots of reptiles. There’s just something so alien to us about them. Any nature photographers out there? What are your thoughs?
i hate iguanas with a passion. but this one was a homeboy.
Last Christmas photos for now xD Wanted to use these for a contest thinger.
I uploaded these to my Weasyl, so they have a different watermark. I have so many watermarks alksjdf